5. Robbie Es Sad Quest For Attention
In the football world, New England Patriots star Rob Gronkowski wants to be known as Robbie G. Fine with me. But one person on the planet is upset by this. This is way too close for comfort for TNAs jobber of choice of the past five years. Robbie E wants, no, DEMANDS justice. On Impact, Josh Matthews and The Pope hosted footage that Robbie shot inside his car that was inexplicably shown on television. The challenge was laid out. E wants a match against G on Impact. Does G even know who E is? Why are TNAs attempts at publicity so sad? Just a few weeks ago, Tigre Uno wanted Donald Trump to come to Impact. Were still waiting on that one. To make matters worse, Robbie just turned face, so he sounded like a big baby with too much hair product complaining about a single letter. And lets just say Gronkowski does take him up on his challenge. Where and when would they even fight? There wont be any new tapings for months! Are they just going to tussle at Dixies mansion behind the pool? Well, this wasnt the only dated problem TNA had this week...
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