WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Oct 23)

by Andrew Soucek

1. Trick Or S**t

Kane Wyatt Harper
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“I am wrath. I am vengeance. And I am coming for you.” - Randy Orton on SmackDown

Orton said that line with the enthusiasm of ordering a four day old tuna fish sandwich at a restaurant...if that was a thing one could do at a restaurant. Bray Wyatt vs. Orton seems like it’s from 20 years ago in the WWF. I feel we're two steps away from Yokozuna vs. Undertaker at Royal Rumble 94 where Taker was put in a casket and then his ghost lifted off to heaven. Someone backstage is working on an Orton holograph right now.

A week ago Kane disappeared, and none of us really cared. This week he came back, and well...yeah, no one really cared. Had Kane never come back, perhaps that may have been just fine. I mean, I hope he'd be doing well out there somewhere, in whatever realm of existence he disappeared to, but the wrestling world would move on just fine without him.

WWE should really just stop ordering caskets in general. Because whenever one shows up on TV, it means something bad just happened, or something bad is about to happen. They've somehow made caskets even less fun than ever.

Time to kick out.

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