Randy Orton injured his shoulder while taking out the trash. Theres gotta be some sort of Raw joke in there somewhere What do you get when you add Steve Austin, Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker, Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels together? A 2.21 rating. Ouch. OUCH! Is there no one in the entire industry that can pop a rating anymore? Is that no longer a thing? Has WWE numbed our enthusiasm for their product so much that nobody can get us excited? These are troubling times. Well, the most confusing statement of the week belongs to TNA's own The Pope. During Impact, Drew Galloway was caught in a Tree of Woe with EC III repeatedly chopping at his chest, to which Pope exclaimed Everybody at home knows what that feels like! No, I uh... cant say that Ive ever found myself shirtless, wearing spandex trunks, and hung upside down while a 6 foot 4 man violently slapped at my chest. Is that just me? So Luke Harper and Orton missed Raw, and all the announcers could do was speculate. Dont these people have to call in sick to work or something? Shouldnt the cops have been called? Are we just supposed to believe Harper and Orton are stuck on a roller coaster somewhere? Well, lets not waste anymore time. Dont let Kane drag you into that portal to hell, because were going straight into WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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