2. This Is A Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXJV9H0huo#t=13 Michael Hayes likes to think of himself as a musician. And to his credit, Badstreet USA is one of the most iconic wrestling themes ever. He should have just stopped as a one hit wonder and been like The Right Said Fred or Dexys Midnight Runner of WWE. Instead hes releasing new music, and its more brutal than a Fabulous Freebirds vs. Von Erich Family feud. Hayes has released a single titled Why Cant the Children Pray in School? This confuses me, as I always thought Michael Hayes was from America. Because in America, children are free to pray in school. Teachers, however, cannot force children to pray because its a free country. Everyone should be happy. Not Hayes. Hes in fear that the countrys morals are being comprised because kids cant pray in school (which they can). According to him, he wrote the song 20 years ago because he had read a news report that they wanted to take praying out of school. That is one of the most baffling, nonsensical reasons Ive heard heard. And who are "They?" the TNA stable with Abyss and Rob Terry. What makes this quite troubling is that Hayes is one of the lead writers in WWE. Now he should absolutely be able to believe whatever religious beliefs he wants, but putting this song out was a sin against my ears. Even more troubling is that his next song is called (I kid you not) Im Going to Start Drinking Until You Look Good. Maybe he should spend less time writing crappy music that makes no sense, and actually read that book hes telling other people to read, because I think there might be something in there about excessive alcohol consumption.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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