WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Oct 8)

2. Please Tell Me About Your Dumb Show While A Tag Team Title Match Is Going On

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I’m double dipping on the celebs on Raw, because they annoyed me to no end!

“Is Wilmer Valderrama going to be involved in The Ranch this year?”-Michael Cole during the tag title match.

That's a really good question Maggle. I'm sure perhaps three of the three million people watching Raw gave a damn what the answer was. When a Tag Team Title match is on, I know all I could think about was whether some guy who was on That '70s Show, which ended in 2006, is going to be on the upcoming season of a Netflix show.

He should probably be fired from his job, because his job is to make wrestling matches feel more important than they would be without his voice, and instead he was more interested in Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend.

Ashton and Danny were just intolerable on commentary. I don’t care what they think about wrestling in any context. If those two have seen 100 matches in their lifetime combined I could be shocked. I wish this segment would have been cancelled faster than That '80s Show.

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