You can relax everyone! TNA successfully fought off the great GFW invasion of 2015. It was less a war, and more like an annoying neighbor getting in your hot tub with you, and not knowing how to ask him to leave. But at least they get to live another day...and maybe even a few more months. This week in wrestling, Big Foot showed up on Impact. Because when your company is potentially going to be put out of business at the end of the night, you still have time to hire someone to put on a Big Foot suit. HHH delivered the most ridiculous quote of the year with To say this year has been a success would be an understatement! Hundreds of thousands of fans no longer watching is a success? Or maybe hes talking about the overwhelming success of The Divas Revolution? Or how much more over Dolph Ziggler and Rusev are now? Or maybe..um... the success of Byron Saxton on commentary? Question of the week: Why do the announcers keep saying you can get Night of Champions Only on the WWE Network. The word "only" here does not work at all, because you can still get it on pay-per-view! Why is everything so difficult? Another thought: Why does every announcer act so disgusted at the thought of paying $55 for a pay-per-view when the company charged their fanbase that for years? But lets not waste anymore time. Lets save the tables together, as we work our way through WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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