7. Gifts From My Dolph
Theres been some rumors speculating that WWE is ready to give up on the Dolph/Lana/Rusev/Summer storyline. This is a good thing. It might also not be a bad idea to scrub all of these segments from the Network, make all four of them go away, and have them return in six months in a Mexican bullfighters gimmick. Because its going to be hard for anyone to recover from how bad this has been. This week on Raw, professional admitted girlfriend-stealing-bragger Dolph Ziggler continued to try and steal another mans girlfriend. He bought Summer some earrings, and tried to give them to her in front of 20,000 people. She said no repeatedly. The Showoff Scumbag wouldnt take no for an answer, and decided to keep harassing her. Finally she caved. Backstage, she didnt know a camera was two feet front of her when she decided to open the gift. She looked around to see if anyone was watching. But..but...what about that cameraman right in front of you? This sucks. And why did Dolph kick Rusev in the face? Dolph came down to ringside, uninvited, gave a gift to Rusevs girlfriend, and then kicked him in the face unprovked! Is there anyone more unlikable than him in all of wrestling right now?
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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