WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Sept 4)

2. Spoiled Milk

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I enjoy the return of squash matches on TV. It’s a simple, effective way to showcase the dominance of a wrestler and showoff some of their signature moves. It makes sense for Nia Jax and Braun Strowman to be given some squashes to establish, or re-establish their credibility. But does Kane really need that?

We know who Kane is. We know he enjoys attaching car cables to his bosses’ scrotum, and that he once dated a lovely young woman named Katherine Vick.

We also know that he loses every single match against anyone who is anywhere near the main event, and it will always be that way until he retires 39 years from now. So really, taking time out of a worldwide television show to randomly have him beat up a guy inexplicably in his underwear wasn’t really necessary from any conceivable angle.

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