18. Xavier Gets His Moment To Shine
At least the show kicked off with an extremely satisfying match, as the New Day captured the Smackdown Tag Titles thanks to a remarkable feat of athleticism from Xavier Woods. That didn't stop the sex tape jokes coming in first, though, as they probably will for the remainder of the poor guy's career.
Something, something, happy ending, because of course...
All the easy, low-effort jokes aside, though, Xavier really got a great chance to prove himself here as more than the fun, trombone-tooting mouthpiece of the group.
It's probably asking too much of WWE for them to actually take notice of the audience response to Xavier's performance, but you never know.