Before being laid flat by a KO punch from Big Show, who was dressed as a country club security guard for some reason, The Miz took to the mic to educate the audience about all the woes of being Mike Mizanin, which are undoubtably legion. One lady in the crowd felt otherwise, and threw up her very best 'boo-hoo' face. I hope Miz has been stocking up on ointments, because he just received a sick burn, directly down the lens.
