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2. John Cena Talks Too Much

If you've ever watched the classic Botch-A-Mania series on YouTube, you'll know about the phrase, "Everyone talks too much", in reference to wrestlers whose calling of a match is audible to the viewers at home. One of the worst offenders has always been John Cena, and true to form, he was once again audible during his U.S. Title match against reigning champ Rusev. The most obvious mid-match discussion came when Cena very loudly said to his opponent, "shoulder tackle!", which the commentators tried to paper over by suggesting that Cena was talking to himself. Amusingly, the remainder of the match was shot at more of a distance for fear of exposing the deep, dark secret that wrestling matches are pre-determined.
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