WWE No Mercy 2017: 8 Results Predictions

7. Zero-G Trumps The Certified-G

NO MERCY PREDICTIONS
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Much like SummerSlam's hideous shark cage match was engineered to embarrass Vince's current bête noir Enzo Amore, you get the feeling his Cruiserweight Title clash with Neville is designed to showcase his dramatic limitations. Quite how this benefits the division in place an actual match isn't evident, but indulging whims is par for the course in this company.

It'll be like an anthology of Christmas cracker jokes should, via some cosmic fluke, the 'Certified G' manage to leave with the purple belt. Fans don't need to be swerved for the sake of it, and nothing less than a punitive Enzo beat-down is appropriate here. It's most likely we'll see the Geordie gan radge and smash Amore into oblivion, perhaps within the space of 30 seconds. That's the dream.

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