7. El Torito Vs Hornswoggle, Hair Vs Mask Match
The 'kickoff' match for Payback is El Torito vs Hornswoggle, with the little bull's mask being on the line against his opponent's hair. It's as daft as it gets and won't be everyone's cup of tea, but if you enjoy it for what it's worth, you might find it a bit of a laugh. The WeeLC match as the Extreme Rules 'kickoff' was similar in nature, and that ended be up being a guilty pleasure for some viewers. Maybe the midgets can do it again, or just as likely it will be horrible, it really depends on your WWE outlook. It's at least interesting in that there's actually something of importance on the line, Torito's mask or Hornswoggle's hair. At least the result matters, unlike some other matches on the main card! It seems a safe bet to suggest that Hornswoggle will lose and get his head shaved. It would kill Torito's gimmick if he lost his mask, so that's got to be an unthinkable move from WWE's point of view. The little bull scores the pin in a short and sweet contest. Winner: El Torito