WWE RAW Review: A Great Show Overshadowed By A New Belt

PAUL HEYMAN/VICKIE GUERERRO PROMO Vickie tells Heyman that there is a big surprise for him. Brad Maddox comes out and talks about how he is assistant general manager to which Vickie informs him that he is just the assistant TO the general manager. Yes, Vince apparently got the first season of the Office on DVD and is now implementing jokes from the show that were funny back in 2005. Vince shows up on the titantron to hold Heyman to his word that he would do anything for the NO DQ stipulation at Elimination Chamber. Vince challenges Paul Heyman to a match next week on RAW. NO, PLEASE NO! I don€™t want to see Vince McMahon take on anyone. His last match was against Punk, which, while not bad, was still Vince wrestling. That was Vince wrestling an actual wrestler. I can only imagine what a Carnival Cruise ship Triumph level disaster Heyman VS Vince is going to be.

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