WWE RAW Review: Real Life Tragedy Fuels Wrestlemania Feud

RHODES SCHOLARS VS THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS Cody Rhodes and Damian Sandow doing a proper-English version of the New Age Outlaws €œLadies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages€€ intro was hilarious. As was Sandow shouting €œYOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES,€ once the Outlaws came out and did it their regular way. This match was fine for what it was. The match only had a few spots before a wild BWOWOWOWOW WOWOW DUN DUN DUNDUDNDUNDUDN€ appeared. Brock Lesnar, after doing some light-cardio, made his way down to the ring and completely annihilated the New Age Outlaws in order to send a message to Triple H. This is the best way to send a message. I would rather see Brock Lesnar hurt Triple H€™s friends, that are wrestlers, as opposed to seeing Vince McMahon try to sell moves and get hip surgeries. It gives Brock instant-heat and gives the New Age Outlaws a reason to be there (besides being awesome and one of my favorites). Paul Heyman cut a promo about how Brock Lesnar will face Triple H at Mania, but only if Brock Lesnar can set the stipulations for the match. Triple H won€™t know the stipulation until after he signs the contract. It adds a little bit of mystery to the match which I like. I still can€™t get over Brock Lesnar€™s weird dancing jumping jacks. I€™ve reached the conclusion that someone in the back is controlling Brock Lesnar with an Xbox controller. Sometimes they get distracted and leave the controller unattended, leaving Brock to go into default jumping mode to get his attention and regain control. That also would explain why €œPLAYER 2 HAS LEFT THE GAME€ blares over the PA system every so often.

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