WWE RAW Review: The Weirdest Contract Signing Ever Edition
RYBACK VS DAVID OTUNGA Hey, its personal friend of Halle Berry and Harvard graduate David Otunga! Surely the WWE will reward his dedication to promoting The Call with a win. FEED ME MORE! Oh, nevermind, looks like Ryback will be destroying him. And thats what happened. While the match was going on, I was more concerned that the commentators mentioned Ryback being in the 6-man tag match against The SHIELD. I truly thought the WWE was going to completely abandon the Mark Henry and Ryback feud because of the match on Smackdown. Luckily, that didnt happen. Oh, I almost forgot, David Otunga lost this match because, well, thats what David Otunga does. After the match, Vickie Guerrero comes out and says that if Ryback wants a match at Wrestlemania, its going to be against Mark Henry. Im so happy they didnt abandon this feud. Im strangely looking forward to it. Im aware it has trainwreck potential, but dammit, Mark Henry has been awesome for the past year and a half and its time he gets a high-profile match at Wrestlemania (Wrestlemania 22 Casket Match aside). I loved that Mark Henry continues to dismiss Ryback as if hes nothing, even after Ryback Shell-shocked Otunga a second time. You got this Mark. No worries. FANDANGO VS THE GREAT KHALI And people said that Brodus Clays entrance was over the top. Fandango enters through streamers, fireworks, and of course, ball room dancing. I loved every moment of it. By the time he reached the ring and had a giant Psycho Sid style fireworks display in shape of him ballroom dancing, I realized this idiot just became a made guy in my eyes. I was truly worried that his first match was going to be against The Great Khali. Luckily, that didnt happen. Instead, he wooed Natalya into saying his name. And he did it in a very sincere way. I dont know why the ladies of the WWE are put off by Fandango. He doesnt run them down or degrade them. He treats them with respect. But whatever, Natalya, if youd rather be with the giant guy who can barely bend his knees, go for it. And for a third week in a row, we almost got to see Fandango debut. I hope when he finally does debut, its for the WWE Championship and we live in a world of Fandangos reign of too much masculinity for years.