WWE Royal Rumble 2016: 10 Former Stars Who Should Return

10. Val Venis

A porn star character probably wouldn't make it onto Monday Night Raw any more, given the PG-rated era that WWE now finds itself in. But in the late 90s Val Venis was one of the most underrated superstars on the roster and could cut promos with the best of them, in his brooding, oh-so-sexy voice. Hell of a hand in the ring, too. Just imagine the scene when two guys are locking horns in the ring when the infamous €œHello, ladies!€ music hits and the The Big Valbowski appears in his signature towel on the titantron. The Attitude Era mark inside of you will wet itself. Obviously he'll be eliminated with ease, but it'll be a friendly reminder that WWE used to have characters that were more than 'good guy' or 'bad guy' €“ some were simply 'greased-up sex guy'. Of course, given Venis' current job as an advocate for the legalisation of marijuana/full-time pothead, WWE may not be so keen to extend an invitation to 'Kaptain Kannabis'.
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