WWE Royal Rumble 2023: Predicting All 15 Wrestlers Not Yet Announced

by Michael Sidgwick

1. Dexter Lumis

Dexter Lumis
WWE

What's bloody Dexter Lumis like, eh?

He isn't anything like a good pro wrestler, but he's good at not blinking, of which WWE is inexplicably besotted. His music hits.

The fans are drawn to the video wall (because they can't determine who the inbound wrestler is from his entrance theme). But Lumis isn't there. Seconds pass by.

The mad lad is only under the bloody ring!

His unblinking face emerges from underneath the skirt, unbeknownst to the Miz, whom Lumis helps Gargano eliminate.

Miz moans about this on Raw as Gargano responds by saying something like "Now that was awesome. Awesome sauce!"

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!