WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (June 22)
4. You Will Probably Forget The Name Of Stardust!
I like Goldust, I really do. He cuts bizarrely entertaining promos, hes great in the ring for his age, and hes one of the most unique wrestlers in WWE history. With that being said, I dont need two of him. On Raw, as soon as Goldust started talking up how marvelous his new tag partner was, I knew it was leading to a new Mini-Dust. Once Stardust debuted, though, I figured hed turn on his brother by the end of the match. It had to be some sort of trick. It was not, and it appears this is going to be a thing for at least some time. When Cody was fired from the company last year, he cut a fantastic promo on the way out complaining how WWE always screwed with the Rhodes family. He said they made his dad dress in polka dots and dance, and they made his brother put on gold paint. Well, who's forcing him to do this now? Its possible that this might work out for a bit, but at the least, Stardust shouldnt be wearing gold. He just looks like a smaller Goldust. Put the man in silver or something, so he doesnt look to be ripping off his big bro. It may still flop, but being a carbon copy is going to be a lot harder to make this thing work at all.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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