WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (June 22)

5. The Attitude Adjustment From Hell!

Remember WrestleMania 14 when it took three Tombstone piledrivers from The Undertaker to put Kane away? Well, 16 years later, all it takes is dropping him gently from two feet off of your shoulders onto a padded stretcher to knock him unconscious. Having steel steps thrown in your face is one thing, but landing on a stretcher was at least a PG-14 move. I€™m becoming increasingly afraid of how fragile Kane will be in another couple of years. For starters, wrestling needs to adopt a new rule: if there€™s a finish line involved in winning a match, it is a stupid idea and should not be done. There will be exceptions to this rule. To gain entry into the Money in the Bank match, The Authority booked Kane to take out Cena in Raw€™s main event. They felt it was a sure fire plan...despite the fact that Cena defeated Kane two weeks earlier on Raw, and that Cena also defeated him in another beloved stretcher type match (an ambulance match!) a couple years ago, and if you ignore that Kane can never defeat any main-eventer, ever. But besides that, it was foolproof! Maybe next week Kane can challenge Cena to a Go-Kart match to get his heat back. First to cross the finish line wins!
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