5. Willow In The Woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDA6faV0Dow All right, I'm slightly guilty of finding some enjoyment out of Rockstar Spud and Ethan Carter searching for Willow. Ethan was dressed like a normal human while Spud was decked out in a Ghillie suit. I'll admit, I chuckled. But one small laugh doesn't make up for how ridiculous the rest of the segment was. Somehow the two knew exactly what part of the country that Willow (yes, Jeff Hardy) was hiding. So they found a few rundown shacks and tried to locate him. The screen turned black and white for a moment as Spud was kidnapped. It seemed like a bit much. Eventually, Carter found Spud tied to a bed. Now that's a pretty disturbing action from a babyface, but what makes it more confusing is that there was a skeleton in the bed next to Spud. Now there's two scenarios here: either Willow is a mass murderer, or he goes out and buys fake skeletons from costume shops and then brings them into the woods in case anyone comes looking for him. I'm not sure which one makes him crazier. Also, Willow attacked Ethan with a skeleton arm. That's just uncalled for. Can we just get back to Jeff Hardy being Jeff Hardy already?
Andrew Soucek
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