4. Scooby Dooby Don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH8qLruVML4 Scooby Doo showed up 40 minutes into Raw on Monday night. 20 minutes earlier, Batista was insinuating that a lot of men have had sexual relations with Stephanie McMahon. That's a very abrupt change in tone. The biggest mystery surrounding Scooby coming to Raw was how exactly he was going to appear. Surely there was some sort of old animation that they could have recycled with a new voiceover having him talk about Raw. Apparently that was too much work, so someone went to a local costume shop (probably with Jeff Hardy) and rented a cheap Scooby Doo costume. Out of all the wrestlers who appear in the WWE/Scooby Doo crossover movie, they decided to haul out the fake Sin Cara to promote it. That was a strange choice. Was Brodus Clay busy? To further ruin the night, and the career of Damien Sandow, the former Money in the Bank holder jobbed to Sin Cara in a minute, and then did it again on SmackDown! As for Sandow's career, I think the only appropriate thing to say is "Ruh roh!"
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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