5. Damien Sandow: 4 Score And...This Sucks
WWE.comLess than one score ago, Damien Sandow was holding the Money in the Bank contract. His future looked bright. Now hes dressing up as random people for no discernable reason. He never announced why he decided to do it, he just did it. Its not even funny, as seeing him as Abraham Lincoln is more sad than anything. Batista as Lincoln might get a chuckle from me if I was really desperate for a laugh, but not Sandow. It's too obvious. His character seems to be angry that hes not entertaining the fans or something, which really shouldnt matter. He should be more concerned about winning than anything. However, under his new plan of imitating other people from history and todays culture, hes somehow lost every bit of in-ring talent he ever had. Whereas before, Sandow was an actual threat in the ring, hes now unable to last a single minute against the majority of WWEs mid-card schmucks. This all wouldnt be so stupid and time wasting if WWE bothered to take an extra single minute to explain why he's doing it.