3. Janice Returns!!!
TNA.comIn WWE, the most ridiculous weapon that is used to beat another human being is HHHs sledgehammer. In real life, you could hit someone with a folding chair and it would probably smart a bit, but theyd likely be okay. If you hit someone with a sledgehammer, their brain would explode and you would then enjoy a lengthy stay at your local prison. It is, though, very kind of Hunter to cover his hand over the end of the sledgehammer and not actually swing it like a bat. With all that said, TNA takes the cake when it comes to ridiculous weapons. They go up to 11, and then some. For years, Abyss has carried around Janice with him (which not so coincidentally is the name of Dixie Carters mother). Its a giant baseball bat with nails sticking out of it. Unfortunately for him, but fortunately for the lives of others, hes only been able to connect with this weapon a couple of times. Usually, hes the one that takes the Janice shot to the gut, which is exactly what happened on Impact. Abyss first attempted to use the device on his opponents (murder in the second degree, a classic babyface move) when he missed, Bram took it from him. Then he wound up, and got revenge for his own near-death, and then slammed Abyss, every so gently, of course, right in the gut with it. Devastating! If a weapon would kill someone when theyre hit with it, its a bad idea to use it. It just looks ridiculous. If you can bring a bat with nails into a hardcore match, then whats stopping someone from bringing a knife or a gun? In the future, hardcore matches in TNA will be fought with monster trucks and tanks. They will still draw a 1.0 rating.