???: Wrestlemania XXX- Overall Score: 3.5/5
OMQ: 3 CROWD: 4 STAR POWER: 3 HR: 3 FEUDS: 3 PROD. VALUE: 5 So like, last night I time traveled into the future for y'all to write up this last part of the list, so I don't want any of you saying I don't go the extra mile for my readers, there's nearly 7,000 words here, m'kay and thank you for reading them! Unless of course, you've not and just skimmed the videos and ratings to see the order and I know the majority of you have so don't deny it! Anyway, here's what I got: WWE probably knew they were in for a rough ride at 'Mania 30 when Sheamus walked out at the top of the show and the partisan, vocal crowd inside Mercedes-Benz broke out into a chant of "Human Sperm Bank, clap-clap, clap-clap-clap." before he proceeded to have a thoroughly boring match against Christian. They did pick up shortly thereafter when Roman Reigns won his first singles title by defeating his former Shield brethren in a superb bout. AJ Lee surprised a few people by retaining her Divas Title before the show went into high gear when Daniel Bryan stepped out into an inferno of "YES!" chants before finally vanquishing Triple H, to enter the WWE World Title match. Hulk Hogan arrived to cut a promo in which he was quoted in saying the word "Brother" only the mere 14 times, before being interrupted by Real American's Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger whom promptly lost a buffer match to Cesaro. Hogan then posed for a while. Some random celebrities were shown in the crowd, as Michael Cole promoted #WrestlemaniaXXX as the top trend, worldwide, on Twitter before the fans popped big for the graphic displaying Undertaker vs Lesnar was up next. Lesnar pounded the hell out of 'Taker before being dropped on his head, 3 times, and defeated, at which point some stupid backstage segment was shown, in which Ron Simmons showed up and said "Damn!" to allow people to urinate before the next match. Bray Wyatt made a spectacular entrance to loud cheers before John Cena got his usual chorus of 'Mania boos. The two then had a relatively basic match in which Cena overcame the odds and stood loud and proud, as he does. The fans chanted "CM Punk" in reply. The Usos retained their titles in another popcorn match before Randy Orton and Batista made their separate ways to the ring to apathy and a round selection of boos respectively, before Daniel Bryan once again arrived to create a Wrestlemania moment, when he won the WWE World Title and 80,000 odd people chanted 'YES!". The ropes were white, the ring-posts purple; Jerry Lawler wore a constrictive bow-tie. The crowd were hot all night, the matches ranged from indifferent to intense, capping off an overall above average Wrestlemania that would've been better had it possessed a couple more diverse match types and memorable spots. At least Lesnar going through the table was cool. So there you have it. All 30 Wrestlemanias ranked in order (ahem). Here's the complete list: 29: WRESTLEMANIA IX (1.5/5) 28: WRESTLEMANIA IV (1.6/5) 27: WRESTLEMANIA XI (1.6/5) 26: WRESTLEMANIA 2 (1.83/5) 25: WRESTLEMANIA XXVII (2/5) 24: WRESTLEMANIA V (2.16/5) 23: WRESTLEMANIA 2000 (2.16/5) 22: WRESTLEMANIA XII (2.16/5) 21: WRESTLEMANIA 29 (2.3/5) 20: WRESTLEMANIA XXVI (2.5/5) 19: WRESTLEMANIA XXV (2.5/5) 18: WRESTLEMANIA 13 (2.6/5) 17: WRESTLEMANIA (2.6/5) 16: WRESTLEMANIA XV (3/5) 15: WRESTLEMANIA XXIV (3.16/5) 14: WRESTLEMANIA VIII (3.16/5) 13: WRESTLEMANIA 22 (3.16/5) 12: WRESTLEMANIA VI (3.3/5) (WRESTLEMANIA XXX: 3.3/5-- PREDICTION!) 11: WRESTLEMANIA 23 (3.3/5) 10: WRESTLEMANIA VII (3.5/5) 9: WRESTLEMANIA XIV (3.5/5) 8: WRESTLEMANIA 21 (3.6/5) 7: WRESTLEMANIA XX (3.6/5) 6: WRESTLEMANIA III (3.6/5) 5: WRESTLEMANIA X (3.6/5) 4: WRESTLEMANIA XVIII (3.83/5) 3: WRESTLEMANIA X-8 (4/5) 2: WRESTLEMANIA XIX (4.16/5) 1: WRESTLEMANIA X-SEVEN (5/5) ... and that was just about that, then.