WWE WrestleMania 34 Results Predictions

5. The Undertaker Does... Something

WM34 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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No Voodoo necromancy will be required to raise the dead this Sunday; The Undertaker is going to be in New Orleans.

And he might just arrive on a motorbike.

As hideous as the prospect is, Kid Rock's induction into the Hall of Fame really does point to 'Taker reprising his American Badass persona for one last ride. It might just be a perfect way for fans to finally come to terms with saying 'bye bye' to The Phenom, as they realise it was the costume and not the performer they've been clinging onto for the past three years.

What exactly will Mean Mark do, though? Could he squash a useless Cena, whose lost every major PPV match in 2018, in ten seconds, and then ask for a real challenge, answered by a certain hollering from the rafters?

No. No, he could not. Him and John will probably just have a bit of a wrestle.

Prediction: BONG!

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