WWE WrestleMania 34 Results Predictions

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WM34 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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We don't know precisely what salary WWE are paying Ronda Rousey, but it's likely to be somewhere between 'colossal' and 'astronomical'. As a Brock Lesnar-level draw working a full-time schedule, it's fair to say the Rowdy lass probably won't be shy of a few bob thanks to her latest venture.

And you don't pay someone fabulous moolah of that sort (no, not the other sort) to lose to a non-wrestler in her first match. The fact it's in any way conceivable is testament to the cynicism of WWE fans, really.

The match itself is a curio. Steph isn't a wrestler, Ronda Rousey isn't yet, and Kurt Angle's pins are bowed like the Sydney Harbor Bridge. Which means it's down to Triple H to carry the load. Makes a change.

Prediction: Ronda gets Rowdy, K-Kwik stylee, forcing Steph's yearly comeuppance.

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