WWE WrestleMania 34 Results Predictions

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WM34 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. Bruce Willis is a ghost. This ship probably will sink.

No spoiler tags needed here; even Glenn Miller, floating somewhere in outer space, knew these major revelations. Just as he knows that Roman Reigns is taking Brock Lesnar's title this Sunday in New Orleans.

The one point of interest is the suggestion that Paul Heyman might turn ultra-rogue on his client to hand Canus Maximus the strap. Except that'd sort of negate the last two decades building Roman as the superbabyface, wouldn't it?

Prediction: Roman does it his way, punching Brock back to the Octagon.

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