WWE WrestleMania 36: 16 Results Predictions

7. The Fiend Shouldn't Be Inviting People To His House

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This is a Firefly Fun House match, which automatically makes it one of the most exciting on the card. John Cena's more into his movies than matches these days, so, à la Hulk Hogan insisting on the formation of the Dungeon of Doom, it makes sense WWE have tailored a bout around his current strengths.

Obviously, it's a workaround, and a way to give a complete disaster of a show a bit of variety. It'll also turn a potentially terrible contest into, if nothing else, a diverting curio, and a good demonstration of Cena's horror chops should he grow tired of endless middle-of-the road comedies. Unlike WrestleMania XXX, we can also presume he'll do the honours for Bray this time, having been spooked by a sock rabbit. In the words of Brian Connolly: it's only a puppet!

Prediction: The Fiend beats Cena in his house, then the pair have to self-isolate together for 14 days.

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