WWE WrestleMania 36: 16 Results Predictions

3. Big Drew Becomes King Of The Gym

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This was supposed to be Drew McIntyre's big moment. Hopefully, it won't be. It seems awfully unfair for the occasion the Scot has worked so hard for to come before an empty room, after which he is unable to celebrate with his friends and family. Imagine KofiMania through the prism of Edward Hopper.

Unfortunately, WWE, ever the ultimate ostriches, have buried their head in the sand over this whole scenario. They've continued to promote people who aren't competing at the event, spun a dirty little slogan advertising WrestleMania as 'too big for one night', and generally shown a stubborn refusal to confront reality by continuing to host the show.

That means they're liable to go ahead with their intended plan here, and let Drew bask in the glory of nobody.

Prediction: Drew celebrating a title win alone takes the concept of Scottish independence to a depressing new place.

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