20 Best Matches From WWE's 'C' Shows

7. Cesaro Vs. R-Truth - Saturday Morning Slam

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1rkMkfpEkw

The wrestling during this match is just okay. The commentary, however, is pure gold. Daniel Bryan, in his long-forgotten Dazzler guise, spends the entire match discussing wrestling bears. No, not Mongo. Like applying actual wrestling holds to large carnivorous mammals, and how that experience can help you understand where your strengths lie as a grappler. 

"If it doesn't work on a bear, don't do it in the ring," Bryan sagely advises.

Bryan evaluates each and every move by its ability to incapacitate a bear. Things build to a ridiculous crescendo as Cesaro applies a run-of-the-mill front waistlock and Bryan loses his mind over the match-ending potential of the bearhug. 

"This is unbearable!", Bryan says, and Josh Matthews seems to agree, spending much of the match face-palming.

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