WWE's John Morrison Dressed As Dave Meltzer For Halloween

JoMo showed off an outfit that has to be worth at least six stars.

by Andrew Pollard
John Morrison
WWE

While we yesterday spotlighted ten of the greatest Halloween costumes adorned by WWE and AEW stars across this past week, one more absolutely brilliant Halloween outfit has now surfaced.

Taking to Instagram, John Morrison revealed he dressed as Dave Meltzer as he celebrated spooky season with his wife Franky Monet.

The outfit itself was all kinds of great from Johnny Drip Drip, but arguably even better was the caption which accompanied the image of Morrison in his Meltzer garb.

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John Morrison Dave Meltzer
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In his caption, the former IMPACT World Champion went into great detail at breaking down the other Halloween outfits that were on display at whichever event Morrison and Monet were at. Of course, this was a play on how Dave Meltzer analyses wrestling matches and justifies his 'star' rankings for these contests.

As for the full caption that JoMo put alongside this image, that reads as:

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At the costume events this past weekend a bloodbath ensued between @frankymonetwwe , myself and the other less crafted costumes.

There were several tense moments throughout the night. Moist screams of awe were audible upon the arrival of Superman Dark who had zero miedo of the other dangerously well costumed competitors. Online polls started to shift in his favor until I noticed a slightly off centered emblem in the center of his chest plate knocking him 2 full stars down from his original rating.Planet Slamton is similar to Krypton in it’s value of aesthetic symmetry. #Slamtanium however has been rated a full 1/2 star higher than kryptonite.

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A very big Tony Little grabbed a great deal of attention for a short time until an extremely tall Freddy Krueger descended upon the event. However those in attendance soon realized that not even Freddy‘s most painful nightmare would be as painful to watch as some other recent nightmares we’ve witnessed

The energy of the night was created and sustained by 2 stand out costumes in particular: an absolute barnstormer of a costume worn by Franky Monet & a master class costume that raised the bar: worn by the keeper of the jar of stars; myself.

The teamwork and fluidity of Monet and myself was nothing short of breathtaking, leaving me no choice but to rate our costumes 5 1/2 stars.

Making this the first event in the Orlando in which the winners Franky Monet and myself garnered 5 1/2 stars.
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