10 Craziest Comic Sub-Plots You Won't Believe Existed

Or: The Hulk Gets Naked For Fun and Profit.

Iron Man And Hulk Naked Justice
Marvel Comics

A comic without a sub-plot is boring as hell. Most of the action and excitement should come from the main plot, that’s a given, but without side plots to show us the characters and learn about the setting and back stories, the whole thing turns a little stale.

The most interesting thing about sub-plots is that they let the team behind the comic cut a little loose. As it’s the ‘less important’ part of the story, a little more artistic freedom is generally allowed, allowing for – dare it be said – fun.

Sometimes, it’s maybe a little bit too much fun, and a major superhero is given an unexpected drinking problem, or Death gets herself a harem.

Although these side plots can get absolutely crazy, they’re almost always worth it as they’re done entirely to be interesting, instead of to carry the plot along. The line between interesting and just plain bizarre is blurred fairly often, sure, but when the exchange is getting to read about an assassin whose arsenal draws solely from dessert pastry, it’s more than a fair deal.

10. The Metal Men

Iron Man And Hulk Naked Justice
DC Comics

Cyborg is a comic with some pretty outlandish elements at the best of times - so adding the almost cartoonish 'Metal Men' to that is as jarring as it is totally unnecessary.

The Metal Men are – no big surprises – made entirely out of different metals, and show this by existing entirely in the colour of said metal, which sounds charming but is a little jarring with the more natural colours of everything else in the comic. It’s not that they don’t serve a purpose – several issues after their introduction into the comic they actually become a major plot point – but until then they’re just weird metal Power Rangers, lurking on the page for unclear reasons.

The Metal Men go way back, sure – all the way to 1962 – but including them in the Cyborg comic does create a stranger tone.

They do allow for terrible metal puns, though, so... it’s a little bit worth it?


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