10 Essential Relationship Tips We Learned From Superheroes

10. Spice Things Up With A Sex Tape!

When you've been in a long-term relationship for a while, and that initial spark has started to burn down to a softly glowing ember, it can be difficult to reignite that initial passion. Especially when it comes to the bedroom. You settle into a coital routine in the same way you end up repeating the same work, commute, conversations, meals and chores every day. Things get dull. You both become complacent. But you don't want to! Which is why the number one piece of advice relationship counsellors give to frustrated couples is to introduce something new into your love life. You can dress up, you can roleplay, you can do it on the moon, but the sure-fire way to make things exciting again in comics is to make a sex tape! That's what Iron Man and Black Widow did in the third Ultimates series, although that is something of a cautionary tale, since that tape got stolen and leaked to the world's press. So keep the results on lockdown. We also learn, from an eighties Superman story where he makes a porno with Big Barda, that if you suggest this idea to your partner and they're disgusted by it, you can always just blame it on being brainwashed by an evil alien called Sleez.