10 Insane DC Superheroes You Won’t Believe Exist

3. Dog Welder

Green Lantern Volk
DC Comics

This one blurs the lines between weird and outright disturbing. Dog Welder does exactly what his name implies, he welds dogs to the faces of other people. A member of a superhero group known as Section 8, Dog Welder uses his abilities of supernaturally enhanced dedication and, dog-welding, can’t believe I just used those words in that context, to help fight bad guys.

The original Dog Welder met a gruesome end when the group battled against the Many Angled Ones, being vaporized into nothingness. However he was soon succeeded by the next person to take up the mantle.

Later it was revealed that the Dog Welders are all connected by a curse that originates from the Egyptian deity Anubis, who, if you didn’t know, was a humanoid with the head of a dog. Subtle, real subtle.

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After battling Galactus and pinning Hulk Hogan in the main event of Wrestlemania, I've taken a break from living in fantasy worlds, to focus on writing about them. I'm a comic book geek, a wrestling mark, a break dancer, and a scientist. One of those things may not be true.