10 Mind-Blowing Facts You Didn't Know About Wolverine

5. He Once Got Married To Witchblade

Despite looking like the hariest, smelliest mutant around (sorry Wolvie), Logan is quite the romantic. He's had dozens of relationships since his introduction, at least 80% of which end in tragedy. And being as old as he is, there are countless other romances he's probably had that fans aren't even aware of.

Of these, by far the wildest has to be the time Logan broke continuity and hooked up with Witchblade, a nineties-era heroine created by the minds at Top Cow and Image. Like, the only way she could possibly be more nineties would be if her comic came with a soundtrack composed by Seal. And if she was also somehow drawn by Rob Liefeld at the time, feetless and with about a dozen ammo-patches dotted around her body. (You can never be too safe.)

Written by X-Men legend Chris Claremont, 2004's Witchblade/Wolverine one-shot saw the duo get hitched in Vegas. I don't think they've ever actually gotten divorced either? So uhh, make of that what you will - even if what happens in Vegas is meant to stay there.