10 More Most Inappropriate Marvel Comics Storylines Ever

2. Wolverine Tries To Seduce 15-Year-Old Mary Jane Watson

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Back in 2004's Ultimate Spider-Man #66 and #67, readers got a story that took a familiar trope and spun quite the fun tale. That trope? Why, it's the classic 'body swap'.

Here, Spider-Man and Wolverine wake up one morning to find themselves in the other person's body. What follows are some genuine chuckles as Peter Parker struggles to not cut off his own fingers, whilst Logan is pissed off at having to go to school and is startled at every turn by his Spider-Sense.

Where things take a dark turn, is when these two heroes are eventually back in their own bodies. There, Peter is aghast when Mary Jane asks, "That thing you tried to do this morning, can we not do that till we're older?" - with the insinuation being that Wolverine, in Parker's body, tried to have sex with MJ.

It's worth stating that Mary Jane Watson is 15 years of age here. To add another layer of creepiness to matters, it's revealed that the teenage Jean Grey was behind the entire body swap experience, with her doing this as punishment to Wolverine for constantly hitting on her.

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