10 Most Embarrassing Spider-Man Moments

Since Peter is a teenager for longer in the Ultimate universe than he is in the 616 one, we get to see him trip up a whole lot more. One of which is simultaneously one of the funniest and grossest moments in the comic.

While Peter is a teenager for the entire run, Black Cat is a grown woman. At first, their relationship is about the same as it is in the main universe, but in issue #85, Black Cat is made aware of the elephant she wasn't aware was in the room. She offers a kiss, and for the first time, Peter takes his mask off in front of her. Then, Black Cat realizes this whole time that she's been flirting with a teenager and promptly pukes up her last 3-4 meals onto the floor while Peter watches on awkwardly.

While this is quite the L for Pete, ya gotta hold Black Cat's feet to the fire a bit here. Sure, Peter's suit doesn't give any obvious indicators of age, but one would think his voice would give away that he's currently going through puberty. Really, no one walks away from this nonsense looking good.