10 Most Ridiculous Things Deadpool Survived
5. Gored By An Elephant - Deadpool #2
You would think Deadpool's popularity would just kinda peter out at some point, but fortunately, along came the all star team of Posehn and Duggan to breathe all new life into the character. And right off the bat they showed they know exactly what kind of book Deadpool should be.
When an army vet with access to the mystic arts tries to save his country by bringing back its founders, those founders instead decide that the best course of action to save America is to destroy it and everyone who lives there.
And they would've gotten away with it too, if "kick the ass of every dead president" wasn't such a fun idea for how to spend an afternoon, which is like a magnet for a force of chaos like Deadpool.
When Deadpool first goes to stop the founders, they're actually prepared for him. Well, as prepared as you can be for someone like Deadpool. In this case, they have an elephant gore him from behind, sending his guts everywhere and his lower intestines tangled up around the tusk currently protruding from his gut.
As you can imagine, Deadpool finds this hilarious.