10 Thanos Moments That Deserved To Be In The MCU

2. That Time He Tortured Dave

Thanos The Punisher
Marvel Comics

We have seen Thanos commit cosmic genocide on a semi regular basis, and with that it's easy to overlook the fact that Thanos always makes time for the little evils. However, even if its it’s the smallest things, Thanos still does it better than anyone else.

A prime example is his torture of a perfectly regular man named David. Every year on poor David’s birthday Thanos shows up and tries to ruin David’s life, starting on little Dave's first birthday when Thanos stole his blanket.

From there, the Mad Titan made sure these annual traditions were the worst days of David's life. Killing Dave's father, friends and cat, breaking up with his girlfriend and flooding his house; no evil is too much or too little for Thanos.

All we need now is a slice of life series where Thanos occasionally shows up and makes everything worse, then disappears again until next season.

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