10 Weird Comic Crossovers You Won't Believe Happened

5. Superman Is Saved By The Quik Bunny

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Superman is stronger than a locomotive and faster than a speeding bullet. The Quik Bunny is a mascot designed to sell chocolate milk to children. Clearly, this was not a matchup for the ages.

Superman Meets the Quik Bunny was an incredibly transparent attempt at selling Nesquik. In the "story", Superman forgets about 70% of his powers and gets frozen in a block of ice by the Weather Wizard.

Instead of finishing the job so that Superman will never have to live with the indignity of knowing he was beaten by such a lame villain, the Quik Bunny assembles a team of ethnically diverse ten year-olds (proven by 80's cartoons to be the most powerful force on the planet) and tries to free the Man of Steel.

Helping him involves drinking a whole load of Nesquik which gives the kids the extra brain power they need to save the day. Then they go to Egypt and solve a code that helps free Superman... somehow.

Then they all drink some more Nesquik to hammer home the point that you should go out and buy some Nesquik and then drink that Nesquik instead of wondering about the plot logic of this giveaway promotional comic.

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