10 Worst Comic Book Disguises Of All Time

Being Wolverine looks pretty dang hard. The worst jobs are always given to the poor guy, and the most awful things tend to happen to him or otherwise his adamantium skeleton and claws. Although it's not exactly cool that Wolverine has, historically, run off from the X-Men "to get some milk" and never come back more than once, you can understand why he does it - even if that doesn't excuse it.

However, while you can understand him going incognito, it's slightly harder to understand how people don't immediately recognise him. Because in his time as "Patch", Wolverine dons an eye patch, sheathes his claws, and... sometimes puts on a tuxedo. That's literally it.

As you might imagine, this has all the disguise prowess of someone making a cotton ball beard and saying they're Santa - only actually, the cotton balls are significantly more effort than Logan put in, so the fake Father Christmas would win this round.