10 Worst Things Black Widow Has Ever Done

2. Eating Spider-Man - What If? #34

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While it's admittedly a single-panel gag in the ever-weird and wild What If? series, it still is worth mention that, in some strange Marvel alternate universe, the Black Widow has eaten Peter Parker after marrying him.

And though looking at Natasha's profoundly satisfied face is nothing short of hilarious, it does also imply she kills and consumes Peter not out of a name-based urge to eat him, but rather because she thinks it'll be a lot of fun.

The whole thing raises a lot of questions - mostly related to whether she ate him raw, or used the fireplace drawn inconspicuously in the background to create a little spider-roast. Either way, this universe is equally hilarious and terrifying, and a full spin-off based around it might be worth a shot should Marvel want to produce an extra horror comic this year.

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