5. Spider-Hamburglar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QcXxyFNI7E Some Spider-thefts are as petty as they get. Somebody needs to tell this Spider-Man that McDonald's already invented a character whose sole purpose was to steal cheeseburgers, and even if Mickey D's is more interested in using its creepy talking Happy Meal in ads these days, that doesn't mean the Hamburglar's position is open. And if it were, McDonald's would be more likely to draft a lolcat.
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T Campbell has written quite a few online comics series and selected work for Marvel, Archie and Tokyopop. His longest-running works are Fans, Penny and Aggie-- and his current project with co-writer Phil Kahn, Guilded Age.
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