11 WTF Moments From The Suicide Squad

2. The Hangover To End Them All (Suicide Squad #14)

Taking a page out of a book owned by every single teenage boy ever, Waller decides to turn to the almighty, power of alcohol and its ability to help people make bad decisions in order to get Captain Boomerang to go on a mission. She decides that, €˜Hey,he's half Australian and it€™s common knowledge that all Australians are alcoholics so I€™m going to get his gimmicky a** so drunk that he passes out and can be kidnapped€™. Waller takes Boomer to a restaurant so that they can €˜help team efficiency€™ by getting to know each other. Digger is suspicious and he should be because it initially sounds like she wants to sleep with him and that€™s career suicide; you don€™t sh** where you eat. Unless you eat in the toilet. In which case you probably shouldn't. Boomer finally nods off and lsater wakes up with a massive migraine in a mystical dimension where the wind actually has teeth and Cerebrus is about to devour his captured teammates. Which is only slightly worse than waking up next to that crazy ex who once professed her love to you by giving you a chunk of hair that wasn€™t hers.
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