13 Inappropriate Moments That Prove Comics Are Made By Total Perverts

11. Superman Killed By DIY

There are probably worse ways to die than by orgasm to be honest, but like chocolate, alcohol and fatty foods, there has to be a line somewhere when the things that you love - even those that you REALLY love - start to be bad for you. Clearly that line is what the masked bandits in this particular story arc were looking for, judging by Robin's astonished outburst aimed at the improbably yellow Batwoman (who never seemed to grasp the gothic impact of Batman's muted palette on his foes, and ended up looking like a bad circus act.) Quite how they expected to destroy the legendary Man Of Steel with a vibrator remains to be seen, since even in the crazy world of comic book physics, that's not how vibrators work. And besides, Supes has been in close contact with a vibrator strong enough to change things on a molecular level, so he's unlikely to be hurt by even the biggest Rampant Rabbit you could conceive of...

Clearly, no scientist has ever been anywhere near a DC comic. Anyway, this vibrator scene was perhaps more suited to Axel Braun's take on the Superman property, which you probably won't find playing in your local multiplex...