Ryan Reynolds notoriously played a poor version of Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, in which The Merc With A Mouth didn't even have a mouth. Instead, Deadpool was silenced, his mouth stitched up by his creator. The original Deadpool clearly wasn't a fan - the only way to fix things would be to kidnap Reynolds. Let's just hope the portrayal in Deadpool's own movie is a lot better. Besides, if Deadpool's mouth is sealed, how is he supposed to eat his beloved chimichangas?
