9 Best Comic Book Insults Ever
1. Ultimate Spider-Man And Kingpin: Every Single Fight
A comic book hero synonymous with quips and one-liners, Spider-Man has repeatedly cemented himself as the tried-and-true king of the mid-battle insult.
In what is a self-admitted coping mechanism with fear and stress, Peter Parker has been hurling out jabs and jests since his very first appearance in 1962. A character trait to be expected with a Superhero who had his first life-or-death super-powered battles at the mere age of 15.
The Ultimate Universe rendition of everybody's favourite wall-crawler was no slouch in the jokes department either, and nowhere is this better seen that in every occasion that Peter finds himself up against Wilson Fisk, AKA The Kingpin. From offhand remarks to a hand-written lists prepared beforehand, Ultimate Peter Parker has fired off more cutting insults to Fisk than he has webs from his shooters.
There have been dozens upon dozens of immature, crude insults hurled at Kingpin by Spidey over the years, far more than I could possibly quote, but flick to the pages of any Ultimate Spider-Man comic involving Kingpin and you're sure to see the most hilarious superhero ever written at his very best.