9 Most Inappropriate Comic Book Couples

1. Ms Marvel And Marcus

So the Avengers return from a mission to find that Ms Marvel has moved in. And she's suddenly eight months pregnant even though she'd only been absent for a couple of weeks. Being the Avengers, they welcomed Carol back and prepared for the birth, even though Ms Marvel herself didn't seem entirely happy with the whole situation. But with their help, she soon gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Aww. And then things get a whole lot weirder. Not does the baby mature incredibly rapidly, learning to walk and talk in no time at all, but he quickly reveals to the team that his father... was him. Turns out that Ms Marvel had been abducted by Marcus, the son of long-time enemy Immortus. After spending weeks trying to seduce her, Marcus gave up on the flowers and chocolate and simply uses his father's advanced machinery to 'subtly' seduce and impregnate Carol so that she could give birth to his double when she returned to Earth. And, to put the final nail in the coffin of all that is reasonable and sane, the Avengers happily wave Ms Marvel off as she goes to join her son/husband in his own universe. Although Marcus's plan had worked, his presence on Earth was now damaging time and space. Finding herself strangely drawn to her 'son,' Carol decided to return to his home dimension with him. So, not only was Carol abducted, brainwashed, and raped, but her teammates stood by as she developed Stockholm Syndrome and followed her captor/son/abuser back into the unknown.
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With a (nearly) useless degree in English literature and a personal trainer qualification he's never used, Freddie spends his times writing things that he hopes will somehow pay the rent. He's also a former professional singer, and plays the saxophone and ukulele. He's not really used to talking about himself in the third person, and would like to stop now, thanks.