9 Reasons Why Comic Books Hate Shazam

1. Older, Colder Worlds

Consciously or not, this dismissal evokes the slogan of another comedic Marvel character, Howard the Duck, frequently introduced as €œtrapped in a world he never made!€ It pays loving tribute to superhero comics€™ past with one hand and derides it with the other. Such commingled contempt and affection turns up often in superhero comics, but it€™s ultimately a toxic relationship. DC and Marvel can€™t stop hurting their sillier heroes, but can€™t let them go, either. Those dead JLI members returned as verbally abusive killer zombies€”and, impossible as it sounds, this wasn€™t played for laughs. Billy€™s strength of spirit may allow him some dignity in this crueler world, but he can€™t thrive in it any more than Christian Bale€™s Batman could turn his crimefighting prowess to the world of My Little Pony. And had magic lighting given Billy the powers of Self-Harming, Angst, Zombiism and Amoral Mindscrewing, he might not be so fondly remembered. Then again, some of the stories about Solomon, Hercules and Zeus aren€™t the most kid-friendly fare, either. Every fictional universe exerts a pull on the tone of its characters€™ lives: it€™s just that market forces in comic books have often led the grungier universes to crowd out the Beckvilles. So what's to be done? (Even though this is item #1, click through one more page for the answer.)
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T Campbell has written quite a few online comics series and selected work for Marvel, Archie and Tokyopop. His longest-running works are Fans, Penny and Aggie-- and his current project with co-writer Phil Kahn, Guilded Age.